VIDEO: 10 ITEMS OR FEWER
IDLYL: Resentment of those who have moved on from one’s own outdated pathos. Not written from experience— oh no, certainly not— and definitely not inspired by anyone in particular. No siree Bob. Lyrics
If I Was A Woman: Or a dinosaur, a ninja, or Mr. T for that matter. Is any stone left unturned here? Well, yeah. There’s only so long that anyone will listen to this stuff, after all. Lyrics
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Space Station Mir: In 2001, the Russian space station Mir crashed to Earth. There was only one correct response as far as I was concerned: to memorialize it as a swingin’ country song. Plus: a sizzling double-venue surprise! You get the first half of the Phoenix Theater version, plus the second half of the Turf Club version, absolutely free! Lyrics
Weight: More dinosaurs. Plus woolly mammoths, caveman combat, and that thing where people can lift entire automobiles if their kids are trapped under them. The 2-man rapid response team version. Lyrics
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